Man. What a month. There's so much.
I've been eating more ice cream than is healthy. Today, I thought that I'd play one of those vulcan mind tricks on myself by using a smaller bowl. Small bowl = less ice cream. Well it turns out, the experience gets more stressful with a smaller bowl because you have to worry about melted ice cream running down the sides of the bowl like what happens with cones. And then you just have to get up more often to fill up.